sadly accepting the fact that i will die alone

I love when a person can give me a really good smile and/or laugh. It doesn’t take a lot for me to like you. If you can legitimately make me feel happy, even in the slightest way, I’ll fall for you right on the spot. Humor is definitely a plus for me, because then I know that on my worst days; someone like you could always cheer me up again.

I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends

Like it seems like some people just somehow

Fall into relationships just like

Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me

Is that how you do it

peetainmybed:

soujizz:

benefits to dating me

• you have no competition
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• that’s about it actually
• but i think it’s a good point

- I can promo you on tumblr