101,538 notes
Posted 8 months ago
Via: beauxbatonsacademy
Source: varannibal
Tagged as:
#lol
#roflroflrofl
Posted 8 months ago
Via: beauxbatonsacademy
Source: varannibal
Tagged as:
#lol
#roflroflrofl
- britain: wHOA i just lost 13 followers wtf
- parents: you need to get off the computer
- me: THE UNITED NATIONS DECLARED THAT THE INTERNET IS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME THE U.N. SAYS SO
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
10 notes
Posted 1 year ago
Via: insomniacofthestate
Source: insomniacofthestate
Tagged as:
#The Big Bang Theory
#raj
#Howard Wolowitz
#lol
Posted 1 year ago
Via: insomniacofthestate
Source: insomniacofthestate
Tagged as:
#The Big Bang Theory
#raj
#Howard Wolowitz
#lol
- Raj: I thought you were for gay people getting married.
- Howard: Yes, to other gay people!
- Raj: Do you know how homophobic that is?
- Howard:
i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
100 notes
Posted 1 year ago
Via: awkwardlystandinghere
Source: youreadaydreamaway
Tagged as:
#lady gaga
#lol
Posted 1 year ago
Via: awkwardlystandinghere
Source: youreadaydreamaway
Tagged as:
#lady gaga
#lol
If anyone tells you that you can’t achieve your dreams, or puts you down, make your hand into a claw and tell them that you’re a little monster and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
- Lady Gaga (via youreadaydreamaway)
didn’t exist?
83,894 notes
Posted 1 year ago
Via: sleepingwithstuffedanimals
Source: ohhotdamnthisiswillgraham
Tagged as:
#omg
#lol
Posted 1 year ago
Via: sleepingwithstuffedanimals
Source: ohhotdamnthisiswillgraham
Tagged as:
#omg
#lol
- historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
- historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
- historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
- wake up: exhausted
- 12 pm: exhausted
- 3 pm: fucking exhausted
- 5 pm: really fucking exhausted
- 7 pm: about to pass out
- bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
- hiram: I have a new plan. I'm going to fake an epileptic seizure.
- leroy: you're not an epileptic
- hiram: that's why I'm going to fake it
when i’m famous you will all fight over urls with my name in it omfg
